Come and listen to my story 'bout a 'chine named "Ex".
Doc was showing me that it could help my lungs to flex.
Then one day he was suckin' up some food
And out from my lungs came a bubblin' crude.
Mucus, that is. Green slime. Food for bugs.
Well the first thing you know I suddenly could breathe.
Doc said, "Now son, you'll always cough with ease."
Said, "CoughAssist is not a thing to scoff."
So I called my RT and got myself a Cough.
Assist, that is. In-Ex. Cof-flator.
Well now it's time to say goodbye to Doc and all his staff.
And I would like to thank them all and say on their behalf:
You're all invited now to cough all that you please,
To have a heapin' helpin' of coughin' out with ease.
CoughAssist. Breathe a spell. Clean your lungs out.
Y'all have a good cough now, ya hear?
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